if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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