the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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