In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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