I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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