: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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