Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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