You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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