can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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