He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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