So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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