Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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