i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have tasted many bathrooms
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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