But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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