I'm eating all of the evidence.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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