she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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