yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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