its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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