Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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