Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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Goodbee
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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