I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He better not be in your backpack
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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