no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
