Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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