I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
