I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
