apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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