# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm both gender and math confused
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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