Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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