don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is wine microwaveable?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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