so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I wear drunk well.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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