Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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