Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
of course. lets lasso hookers.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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