Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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