What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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