White coat. Heels.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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