Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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