her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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