it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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