I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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