white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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