she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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