i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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