yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
