don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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