She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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