To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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