I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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