One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
we're so committed to being not committed
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
