Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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