What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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