Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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