I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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