I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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