I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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