i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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