Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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