At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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