I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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